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fj1200 · 15-09-09, 05:00 PM

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got
nice house!!!'

slufc · 15-09-09, 05:42 PM

he he,the old ones are always the best

brian · 15-09-09, 07:53 PM

Moved to jokes.

crofty1379 · 15-09-09, 09:14 PM

lol great ha ha

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fj1200 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Taobh Ó Thuaidh Posts: 1,239 Thanks: 69 Thanked 490 Times in 324 Posts	Chinese sick leave! CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!' Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house!!!' __________________ For every wound, a balm. For every sorrow, cheer. For every storm, a calm. For every thirst, a beer

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slufc Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 183 Thanks: 59 Thanked 27 Times in 24 Posts	Re: Chinese sick leave! he he,the old ones are always the best

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