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JustBiteMe2k · 17-09-09, 08:51 AM

Paddy's wife goes to the doctor complaining that after ten years of marriage she had never had an orgasm.
The doctor advised her to relax and use a fan to keep her cool during sex.
Paddy refused to pay money for a fan and asked his mate if he would mind waving a towel while they made love, but still she didn't orgasm.
Next day she asked Paddy if they could swap over, and, so Paddy's mate made love to her and after 20 minutes of the best mind blowing sex she'd ever had, she orgasmed.

Paddy looked at his mate and said....

"and that, my old son, is how to flap a ****ing towel!"

waqasahmed · 19-09-09, 10:38 PM

Didnt you post this a whole ago?

jaysbee666 · 20-09-09, 11:19 AM

yes good one m8

JustBiteMe2k · 21-09-09, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waqasahmed

Didnt you post this a whole ago?

Nope.

waqasahmed · 21-09-09, 06:14 PM

Ah it must have been someone else then

crofty1379 · 21-09-09, 06:22 PM

Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?"

"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked back.

"No"

"Well, than your not big enough"

Granpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette.

"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked again.

"No"

"Well, than your not big enough"

Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?"

Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?"

Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough."

Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go **** yourself, these are my cookies"

17-09-09, 08:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
JustBiteMe2k Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 83 Thanks: 75 Thanked 35 Times in 16 Posts	Paddy's wife Paddy's wife goes to the doctor complaining that after ten years of marriage she had never had an orgasm. The doctor advised her to relax and use a fan to keep her cool during sex. Paddy refused to pay money for a fan and asked his mate if he would mind waving a towel while they made love, but still she didn't orgasm. Next day she asked Paddy if they could swap over, and, so Paddy's mate made love to her and after 20 minutes of the best mind blowing sex she'd ever had, she orgasmed. Paddy looked at his mate and said.... "and that, my old son, is how to flap a ****ing towel!"

19-09-09, 10:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
waqasahmed Cost efficient muppet Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: W. Yorkshire TW area Posts: 4,547 Thanks: 2,387 Thanked 938 Times in 693 Posts	Re: Paddy's wife Didnt you post this a whole ago? __________________ Sat set up: Openmedia 500CS Sky mini dish 1m orbital+dodgy Motek motor TG585 v7 bridged modem DIR-615 D2 DD-WRT router

20-09-09, 11:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
jaysbee666 The DON Join Date: May 2008 Location: Crocodile Dundee Posts: 924 Thanks: 314 Thanked 348 Times in 276 Posts	Re: Paddy's wife yes good one m8 __________________ Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

21-09-09, 06:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
waqasahmed Cost efficient muppet Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: W. Yorkshire TW area Posts: 4,547 Thanks: 2,387 Thanked 938 Times in 693 Posts	Re: Paddy's wife Ah it must have been someone else then __________________ Sat set up: Openmedia 500CS Sky mini dish 1m orbital+dodgy Motek motor TG585 v7 bridged modem DIR-615 D2 DD-WRT router

21-09-09, 06:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
crofty1379 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 410 Thanks: 68 Thanked 49 Times in 46 Posts	Re: Paddy's wife Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?" "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked back. "No" "Well, than your not big enough" Granpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette. "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked again. "No" "Well, than your not big enough" Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?" Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough." Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go **** yourself, these are my cookies"

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