gentle humour

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1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a

little beverage, good food and companionship.

She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays..

2. We also sleep in separate beds.

Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas ..

3. I take my wife everywhere,

but she keeps finding her way back..

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested the kitchen..

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops..

6. She has an electric blender, electric

toaster and electric bread maker.

She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place

to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair..

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well

because there was water in the carburetor.

I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."..

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.

Then the mud fell off..

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late

for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"..

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce..

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her

first name was 'Always'..

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.

I don't like to interrupt her..

13. The last fight was my fault though.

My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"

I said, "Dust!"..

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