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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

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Old 27-09-09, 10:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Confucius Says:


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Man who run in


Front of car get tired.


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Man who run behind


Car get exhausted.


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Man with one


Chopstick go hungry.


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Man who scratch butt


Should not bite fingernails.


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Man who eat many


Prunes get good run for money..


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War does not


Determine who is right, war determine who is


Left.


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Wife who put


Husband in doghouse soon find him in


Cathouse.


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Man who drive like


Hell, bound to get there.


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Man who live in


Glass house should change clothes in


Basement.


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Man who fish in


Other man's well often catch crabs.


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Crowded elevator


Smell different to midget.


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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!


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Now send it to 1


Or more people.

Nothing will

Happen but 1 or more people laughing


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