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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.
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28-09-09, 03:53 AM
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Polish Driver
A Polish mate of mine went to apply for a UK driver's licence. He sent off all the forms and all was fine but he was asked to take an eye test.
So off he goes and gets himself an appointment the same day, and sits down in the examining chair.
The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" my mate replied, "I know the guy."
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28-09-09, 03:58 AM
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Dog on a plane
A man sits next to a guy with a dog on a plane and asks
"is he a guide dog?" No i'm a drugs officer, he's a sniffer
dog, watch this and says to the dog "search".
The dog goes off, comes back and puts one paw on his
lap. "Heroin" the guy says and makes a note of the passenger.
The dog comes back again and puts 2 paws
on his lap, "coke" the guy says.
The dog comes back again
and ****s all over the seat. "Whats that then?" the 1st man
ask. Guy replies "He's found a f*cking bomb".
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28-09-09, 04:07 AM
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Dumbest Millionaire Contestant - First Question Wrong
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28-09-09, 08:22 AM
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only in amaerica ehQuote:Originally Posted by martin-f
Dumbest Millionaire Contestant - First Question Wrong
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28-09-09, 11:38 PM
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Wheres this B&Q then
are the girls any good
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