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abbs2002 · 04-10-09, 01:01 AM

Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

Robbo · 04-10-09, 09:04 AM

Very good.

letzhaveit · 09-10-09, 02:51 PM

Very Good

flyingkarpet · 10-10-09, 03:13 PM

I had a chuckle at this one

andrewtravel · 11-10-09, 08:34 PM

04-10-09, 01:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
abbs2002 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: London North TW Posts: 1,984 Thanks: 59 Thanked 498 Times in 448 Posts	Presents for the Wife Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f* herself." __________________ If you don’t succeed at first try & try again, you’ll get there**

04-10-09, 09:04 AM	#2 (permalink)
Robbo Satellite mad Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Kent Posts: 9,375 Thanks: 97 Thanked 1,981 Times in 1,603 Posts	Re: Presents for the Wife Very good. __________________ القمر الصناعي هو أفضل TM600 linux,TM6800HD,TM5200,TM1000,TM2200 motor, Triax TD110 dish. Electronics Engineer and satellite installer.MBC Satellites

09-10-09, 02:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
letzhaveit Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Derby Posts: 13 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Presents for the Wife Very Good

10-10-09, 03:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
flyingkarpet Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 12 Thanks: 12 Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Presents for the Wife I had a chuckle at this one

11-10-09, 08:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
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