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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

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04-10-09, 12:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Caleb Kyle Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Livingston,Scotland Posts: 16 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Dead Elephant There's this famous explorer and he's going through the jungle. He comes to this clearing in the trees and sees a strange looking sight. Standing there is a two foot pygmy and next to him is the biggest elephant ever seen, lying dead. Explorer: "Did you kill that?" The pgymy nods. Explorer: "Wow! How did you manage that?!" Pgymy: "I did it with my club." Explorer (in amazement): "What?! How big is your club?" Pgymy: "Well, there's about a hundred and fifty of us."

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