Jambutty Needs Some Glue

[jambutty]

Tell yer wot, I'm bloody well fuming here!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had a Hard day today cos a was up early this morning so a went to bed at 5pm.
I woke up about 10pm and decided I'd get up and do a few jobs.
I made a brew and 2 toast, then a looked on this site in case any body needed some help.
I then decided I'd make a roll up (I bought 10 lots a cigarete papers from Poundland the other day) so I thought ok I'll roool a fag and then get on we some repairs.
A' wish a would a' stayed in me bed now, cos when a' ate me toast and finished me cupa tea I decided to rool a fag.
These papers a got from Poundland (got 20 packs for £1, a' thought hey what a good do (they are blue (forgot what they are called) but when a tried rooling one there was no gum on em, me tongues gone dry has a bone now trying to make a roool up, tried about 2,000 other papers and these demics hav no gum on em.
Snag is there are no shops opened now to get some proppper cig papers from.
So I'm Gonna go back to me bed now cos gonna go to POUNDLAND IN Oldham tomorra and blast the bitch who sold em me and she sed they are brilliento!
Jam don't think so, so stay away from Pondland stores.
Just thought I'd post this one for a Jam Laugh Post, Yer know wot I'm like, Yer either hate Me Or Love Me.
Kindest Loving Regards
JAM xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxx

[martin-f]

it's made a good start to my day jam

[martin-f]

try this m8

[jambutty]

Luv Ya martin
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[widowmaker]

Hi Jam.
LOL
Been there done that!
Ended up gluing it with Prit Stick - bits of backy stuck everywhere!
Some of the cheap papers have glue that tastes digusting, like its made out of horses hooves - which it probably is.
Nothing wore than gagging for a fag and having all the workings but finding you've no papers.

[martin-f]

Nothing wore than gagging for a fag and having all the workings but finding you've no papers

there is for me having no aswell

[lee-ds]

You can transfer the stickie shite from an envelope on to the papers mate, not great but should work.

Wet the envelope sticky stuff, brush edge of paper over and roll.

good luck mate.

LMFAO

[jambutty]

Originally Posted by widowmaker

Hi Jam.
LOL
Been there done that!
Ended up gluing it with Prit Stick - bits of backy stuck everywhere!
Some of the cheap papers have glue that tastes digusting, like its made out of horses hooves - which it probably is.
Nothing wore than gagging for a fag and having all the workings but finding you've no papers.

Brillo post mate.
yea tell yer wot just come with an idea am prety sure we got some wall paper paste som where in this flat
just gonna have aboogi to see if any lrkin about.

Kindest Lovin' Regards Jam (AKA jambuty, AKA AJ)

[jambutty]

Originally Posted by lee-ds

You can transfer the stickie shite from an envelope on to the papers mate, not great but should work.

Wet the envelope sticky stuff, brush edge of paper over and roll.

good luck mate.

LMFAO

Gonna try this one bud.

Love JAM xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[jambutty]

Tell yer wot,

If the hit comes from Richards Merry Men THEN SO WHAT, just tune in to Techwatch and yer'll get more entainment reading these post's from us guys who are up for a bloody good laugh, then yer won't miss havin no channels cos yer just come an hav a boogie on here and yer can always have a laugh!!
JAM (AKA jambutty, aka AJ)