Jam Needs Advice, SERIOUS ON THIS ONE.

[jambutty]

Originally Posted by sparky52

you were wearing it because of the swine flu(and holding a bag of pork scratchings),they will beleive it..really they will

sparky

They are still lurking about and keep shouting things to me with a megaphone, Saying "Jam we know who you are and where you are, and we are coming for you"! so I just shouted threw me window and sed Com on up if yer want some swine flu".
Bloody hell theyve all scatterd and gone now.

[jambutty]

Bloody hell they are back, ther's a cop helicopter hoverin ova me flat now with search lights beaming ova the flat and 2 cops with protective rubber suits and gas masks are lowering down on some thin cable attached to the copter to get me.
Back in a minute, just going for me wire cutters!

[jambutty]

Bloody hell, wot hav a done!!!!!

I just cut the cable on the first cop and he's fell about 50 feet and a think he's dead, a was just gonna snip the other cop but he was like a rat up a drain pipe and he's gone back up to the copter and theyve shot off, as they were flying away I heard one of em shout, WE will be back for you Jambutty.
"Gulp" I'm wanted for murder now, so just packing me suit case and getting next plane to Spain.

[Amazing1000]

on some thin cable

Theyr'e bringing you some new solder m8.

[MorriSoft]

Originally Posted by Amazing1000

Theyr'e bringing you some new solder m8.

ROFLMAO.. Love it!

[jambutty]

OY Morrisoft!!!

When are yer gonna Remove this Dreadful avatar of yours with the dull tv screen with No Signal.
Is this what's showin on yer evox

I know yer a bit of a funny customer and yer try helping people out sometimes But I noticed some of yer replys are a bit on the stroppy side at times

So it's about time yer got rid of this avatar, it's Buggin' me something bad when I see yer post with this awfull avatar So remove it NOW, by order of Jambutty
Jam