Male vs Female at the ATM.

[fj1200]

> A new sign in the
> Bank Lobby reads:
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> 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATMs
> enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
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> Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
> outlined below when
> accessing their accounts.
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> After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
> developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'
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> MALE PROCEDURE:
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> 1. Drive up to the cash machine.
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> 2. Put down your car window.
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> 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
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> 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
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> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
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> 6. Put window up.
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> 7. Drive off.
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> FEMALE PROCEDURE:
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> What is really funny is that most
> of this part is the Truth.!!!!
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> 1. Drive up to cash machine.
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> 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with
> the machine.
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> 3. Set hand brake, put the window down.
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> 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
> card.
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> 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
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> 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
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> 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
> excessive distance from the
> car.
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> 8. Insert card.
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> 9. Re-insert card the right way.
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> 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
> inside back page.
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> 11. Enter PIN.
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> 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
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> 13. Enter amount of cash required.
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> 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror...
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> 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
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> 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
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> 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
> chequebook.
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> 18. Re-check makeup.
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> 19. Drive forward 2 feet...
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> 20. Reverse back to cash machine.
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> 21. Retrieve card.
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> 22. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
> provided!
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> 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
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> 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
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> 25. Redial person on cell phone.
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> 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
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> 27. Release hand brake.

[newbie27]

pmsl

[MorriSoft]

Originally Posted by fj1200

> 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
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> 27. Release hand brake.

That's just killer funny, actually been witness to such a thing personally which makes the whole thing alot worse haha!