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reddiesel · 03-12-09, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by jambutty

Bloody Hell

I think I'll ave to move from me flat soon.
Afta this switch off from analogue, ave had about 10 calls from all the old boots near me askin fer help, lost ITV1, Lost BBc3, Lost C4, a said I'll call round lata, but been too busy to call, now they are all outside me flat with thier walking sticks and thretnin' to cave me skull in if a don't go round and sort it, one even came round on a zimmer frame and she said if a don't go round and sort her she's gonna wrap her zimmer frme round me neck.
HELP me someone

You will have to move home when N3 comes jam or they will kill you

martin-f · 03-12-09, 02:27 AM

lmao

jambutty · 03-12-09, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by reddiesel

You will have to move home when N3 comes jam or they will kill you

GULP
Just going to pack me suit case and book a flight to south america

martin-f · 03-12-09, 02:36 AM

jam you will be fine i have got a sat dish for you m8

YouTube - Only Fools and horses The Skys The Limit part 5

jambutty · 03-12-09, 02:48 AM

BLOODY HELL I THINK A JUST KILLED ONE A THEM OLD CLOGS!!!

TELL YER WOT'S HAPPENED.

I WENT TO ME BED AND A WAS JUST DROPPING OFF AND I HEARD A TAPPING ON ME WINDOW, SO I OPENED ME CURTAINS AND THERE WAS AN OLD BOOT GROWLING AT ME SAYIN' WE ARE GONNA DO YOU IN JAM FOR NOT SORTIN OUR TELLYS OUT, WE MISSED EASTENDERS, CORRANATION STREET AND THE JUNGLE THROUGH YOU, AND THEN SHE TRIED TO CAVE ME SKULL IN WITH HER WALKIN' STICK, ANYWAY A WAS READY FOR HER ATACKING ME COS I HAD A SLEDGE HAMMER AT THE SIDE A ME BED, SO I DUCKED AS SHE TRIED TO WHACK ME WITH HER STICK AND THEN I
RE ACTED WITH ME HAMMER AND A KNOCKED HER HEAD OFF, WHEN I LOOKED THRU ME WINDOW TO SEE HOW SHE MANAGED TO GET UP TO THE BEDROOM WINDOW, SHE HAD BUILT A LADDER WITH ALL THIER ZIMMER FRAMES, SO THAT'S HOW SHE GOT UP TO TRY AND DO ME IN.

CAN I PLEAD SELF DEFENCE ON THIS, IF THE BOYS IN BLUE COME NOCKIN' ON ME DOOR, IF NOT I'M OFF TO SOUTH AMERICA OR I MAY EVEN GO OVA TO THE ANTARTC WITH ME PET SNOW LINX, SHE WILL KEEP ME WARM WITH ALL HER LUVLY WARM FUR

JAM.

PS CAN ANYONE SEND ME A WORIRED ICON

jambutty · 03-12-09, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by martin-f

jam you will be fine i have got a sat dish for you m8

YouTube - Only Fools and horses The Skys The Limit part 5

Jam

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jambutty Technology Forums Join Date: May 2007 Location: Oldham Posts: 1,081 Thanks: 776 Thanked 318 Times in 230 Posts	Re: Jam Being Called Out Left Right And Centre BLOODY HELL I THINK A JUST KILLED ONE A THEM OLD CLOGS!!! TELL YER WOT'S HAPPENED. I WENT TO ME BED AND A WAS JUST DROPPING OFF AND I HEARD A TAPPING ON ME WINDOW, SO I OPENED ME CURTAINS AND THERE WAS AN OLD BOOT GROWLING AT ME SAYIN' WE ARE GONNA DO YOU IN JAM FOR NOT SORTIN OUR TELLYS OUT, WE MISSED EASTENDERS, CORRANATION STREET AND THE JUNGLE THROUGH YOU, AND THEN SHE TRIED TO CAVE ME SKULL IN WITH HER WALKIN' STICK, ANYWAY A WAS READY FOR HER ATACKING ME COS I HAD A SLEDGE HAMMER AT THE SIDE A ME BED, SO I DUCKED AS SHE TRIED TO WHACK ME WITH HER STICK AND THEN I RE ACTED WITH ME HAMMER AND A KNOCKED HER HEAD OFF, WHEN I LOOKED THRU ME WINDOW TO SEE HOW SHE MANAGED TO GET UP TO THE BEDROOM WINDOW, SHE HAD BUILT A LADDER WITH ALL THIER ZIMMER FRAMES, SO THAT'S HOW SHE GOT UP TO TRY AND DO ME IN. CAN I PLEAD SELF DEFENCE ON THIS, IF THE BOYS IN BLUE COME NOCKIN' ON ME DOOR, IF NOT I'M OFF TO SOUTH AMERICA OR I MAY EVEN GO OVA TO THE ANTARTC WITH ME PET SNOW LINX, SHE WILL KEEP ME WARM WITH ALL HER LUVLY WARM FUR JAM. PS CAN ANYONE SEND ME A WORIRED ICON Last edited by jambutty; 03-12-09 at 03:00 AM. Reason: sppppeeelindmdmg mistake