The golden saloon

[charlie1966]

Dave comes home completely drunk one night.
He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who demands, "Where the hell have you been all night?"
"At this fantastic new bar," Dave slurs, "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works – even the urinals are gold!"
The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day she calls up the place to check her husband's story.
"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.
"Yes it is," answers the bartender.
"Do you have huge golden doors?"
"We sure do."
"Do you have golden floors?"
"Most certainly."
"What about golden urinals?" she asks.
There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy who pi**ed in your saxophone last night!"