tiger wood jokes

[unit14]

You all knew that these were coming…….

· Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."
· Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
· What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 300 yards……..
· What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?.....they went clubbing.
· Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree, apparently he couldn’t decide between a wood or an iron.
· Rumor has it Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
· Tiger's wife is willing in forgiving him….....if he changes his name to CHEETAH!

[charlie8]