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13-04-06, 01:01 AM
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The Village Idiot
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David and Victoria
David and Victoria were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives David a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. Victoria glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"
"Oh" replies David, "that was my mistress." "That's it," says Victoria, "I want a divorce." "Ok," replies David, "but remember, if you get a divorce there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no living in Madrid, no Porsche and BMW in the garage, and no more being more famous because you're married to me. But, the decision is yours." Just then Victoria notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who is that woman with Zinadine?" she asks. "That's his mistress," replies David. "Ours is much better looking." says Victoria.
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