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Old 20-12-09, 10:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Depends how high the cliff is - its still technically a cliff even if its only 6 feet high! I'll jump off a 6 foot cliff.

.... and nobody mentioned that you couldn't be strapped to something haha.
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Old 21-12-09, 12:49 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Would you put a dildo up your backside for £1 million?, bearing in mind you'll be a laughing stock for the rest of your life?
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Old 21-12-09, 01:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Umm no ! lol

Would you set your worst enemy on fire for 1 mill ?

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Would you set your worst enemy on fire for 1 mill ?

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Yes to everything except sleeping with the Lard Arse!
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Old 21-12-09, 12:39 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Umm no ! lol

Would you set your worst enemy on fire for 1 mill ?

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I'd do it for free!!!
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Old 21-12-09, 03:21 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Lol ok but obviously the law still applies and you would be prosicuted.

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Old 21-12-09, 03:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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You'd bail yourself out though wouldn't you and could afford lawyers like those ones that RITA have and make it look like the enemy committed suicide. All worth it IMO
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LOL seems too much of a risk for me.
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OK, to answer them in order:
  1. Finger/toe - yes. Anything bigger, no.
  2. Depends on the height of the cliff - enough to hurt, yes. Enough to kill, no.
  3. Yes, with £1 million I can find a new hobby I like more.
  4. Ye gods, that's a man? Are you sure? Has anyone been brave enough to go in and check? Sorry - no to that question!
  5. Yes to dildo up backside. Even if a video found it's way on the net, not like you're doing it in front of your gran. Moments of pain and possibly months of humiliation for a million sounds fair.
  6. Worst enemy - yes. Even if you get 20 years, that's still £50,000 a year salary. More than I'm on!
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Would you have a wild night of passion with your mum/dad for a million?
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