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Old 16-01-10, 02:22 PM   #21 (permalink)
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no thats just completely and utterly wrong
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Old 16-01-10, 02:29 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Definitely no the parents passion thing.

Would you shag Iris Robinson for a million?
Know I know someone else has done so for a lot less.
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Hey i'd shag anyone for a million , million quid is a million quid haha!

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you heard wrong, your not getting £1million but a million squid instead


.... Ill get me coat
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MY OWN DAD..................... Thats just SICK!!!! He is ugly.

My mum on the other hand..........................
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Yes........................... but only if I was on top

You would have to be carefull you could burn your bum on the light bulb
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Could you switch the lights off please?
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Even with the lights off............................ can you imagine the smell
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Please answear yes or no then ask another question for members to answear...

Would you cut off a body part for 1 million ?

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quite easily.. me foreskin. jews get it done every day for nowt!!! piece of p**s,.... well a piece of skin anyways
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