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Old 19-12-09, 03:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Heres a fun thread . .

Please answear yes or no then ask another question for members to answear...

Would you cut off a body part for 1 million ?

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Old 19-12-09, 12:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No , But i would talk the wife into it
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Would you jump off a cliff for £1 Mililon
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No cos then the million is worth jack! Would you give up your favourite hobby (bearing in mind you couldn't go a day without doing it) for a million?
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No cos then the million is worth jack! Would you give up your favourite hobby (bearing in mind you couldn't go a day without doing it) for a million?

blakey, that day is coming with nagra 3 m8
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Would you cut off a body part for 1 million ?
Yup, just give me £1 million per every nail I cut or every hair I shave. Technically, they're part of your body lol

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Would you jump off a cliff for £1 Mililon
But you'd die first, so whats the point in the money?

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Yeah Ill happily do that, when n3 arrives. Ill PM you my sort code and account details. Regards, George Agdgdgwngo
Heres one: Would you sleep with him for £1,000,000?
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Yes........................... but only if I was on top
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lol. Get crushed
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Depends how high the cliff is - its still technically a cliff even if its only 6 feet high! I'll jump off a 6 foot cliff.

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