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unit14 · 22-12-09, 09:16 PM

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of this!”

She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'

waqasahmed · 22-12-09, 10:42 PM

Already been posted lol

ant16151189 · 22-12-09, 11:53 PM

that was actually good.

swedeyhead · 23-12-09, 11:30 AM

Stop shouting! I've got a headache.

Husaamk · 23-12-09, 11:33 AM

Good joke
Whats with the massive writing?

22-12-09, 09:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
unit14 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bristol Posts: 265 Thanks: 263 Thanked 316 Times in 153 Posts	christmas joke A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” *'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.* *“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”* *Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of this!”* She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up. *The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'*

22-12-09, 10:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
waqasahmed Cost efficient muppet Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: W. Yorkshire TW area Posts: 4,547 Thanks: 2,387 Thanked 938 Times in 693 Posts	Re: christmas joke Already been posted lol __________________ Sat set up: Openmedia 500CS Sky mini dish 1m orbital+dodgy Motek motor TG585 v7 bridged modem DIR-615 D2 DD-WRT router

22-12-09, 11:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
ant16151189 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: East London Posts: 1,208 Thanks: 751 Thanked 275 Times in 217 Posts	Re: christmas joke that was actually good. __________________ "They say the wisest person in the room is usually the one that has made the most mistakes"

23-12-09, 11:30 AM	#4 (permalink)
swedeyhead Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 42 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: christmas joke Stop shouting! I've got a headache.

23-12-09, 11:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
Husaamk Freak Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: HOME Posts: 89 Thanks: 8 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: christmas joke Good joke Whats with the massive writing? __________________ 103 inch plasma, 52 inch hd ready ready lcd, ps3, xbox 360, nintendo wii, ps2, jacuzzi, but thats enough about my dreams, how are you?

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