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unit14 · 22-12-09, 10:18 PM

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, She turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or This is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

danalfie · 22-12-09, 10:28 PM

TOP MAN
How do you last that long?

JustBiteMe2k · 23-12-09, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by danalfie

How do you last that long?

he did it twice!

the insaan · 23-12-09, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JustBiteMe2k

he did it twice!

must have had one those rapid charge units fitted, like those made by mistubishi or something

jasper37 · 27-12-09, 01:50 PM

i like it

boomer39 · 27-12-09, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jasper37

i like it

did she???

indigo6ix · 02-01-10, 10:51 PM

lol i found that rather funny :P

22-12-09, 10:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
unit14 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bristol Posts: 262 Thanks: 263 Thanked 316 Times in 153 Posts	morning sex She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, She turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or This is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

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danalfie Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Teeside Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: morning sex TOP MAN How do you last that long?

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jasper37 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: morning sex i like it

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indigo6ix Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: morning sex lol i found that rather funny :P

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