Santa's held at customs

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UK Customs are on to Santa and have stopped him when he entered the Country.
They reckon he needs a work permit and if he doesn't produce one, He will be Deported. But, They want to see how full his sack is first. He may also be charged extra for importing undeclared goods.
I do however understand that Royal Mail want him as one of their post men and they have offered him a job in the sorting office.

Santa Claus is now claiming asylum so that he may stay in the UK. More on this report later...