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hellzbellz666 · 28-12-09, 01:40 AM

Guy comes out of a bar ****ed and throws up all over his jacket. Says to his mate
"The wife's going to kill me, I told her I was coming straight home and would not have a drink"
His mate says
"Go home with a £20 pound note in your hand and tell her a guy bumped into you and threw up on your jacket and he gave you £20 to get your jacket dry cleaned"
"Smashing" he said "I'll do just that"
Well he walks in the door at home and his wife booms "What happened to you"
He shows her the £20 pound and explains about the guy throwing up on him.
"OK" she said but there is another £20 pound note in your hand what's that for
"That "said the guy "is off the other chap that shat in my pants"

28-12-09, 01:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
hellzbellz666 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 35 Thanks: 16 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Dry Cleaning Guy comes out of a bar ****ed and throws up all over his jacket. Says to his mate "The wife's going to kill me, I told her I was coming straight home and would not have a drink" His mate says "Go home with a £20 pound note in your hand and tell her a guy bumped into you and threw up on your jacket and he gave you £20 to get your jacket dry cleaned" "Smashing" he said "I'll do just that" Well he walks in the door at home and his wife booms "What happened to you" He shows her the £20 pound and explains about the guy throwing up on him. "OK" she said but there is another £20 pound note in your hand what's that for "That "said the guy "is off the other chap that shat in my pants"

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