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Old 09-01-10, 09:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine?






U can leave your load in a washing machine and it wont ring u up every 5mins moaning
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How do you change a dishwasher into a snowplough ?????



Give the bitch a shovel !
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whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine?






U can leave your load in a washing machine and it wont ring u up every 5mins moaning
Alternative answer >>>>

They both leak during use
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