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Old 26-01-10, 08:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree

Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine
Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said.
"I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out
the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his
hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.
Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she
already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down
Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of
Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish
Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed
her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a
Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he
was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had a
Box of Assorted Creams. She had been with All Sorts
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Default Re: Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree

Very good.

Though I would have thought that they would have met on a double decker.
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guess they ve been ****** by mr kraft now

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