|
||||||||||
| Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out. |
![]() |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools |
|
|
#1 (permalink) |
|
Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 12
Thanks: 12
Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts
|
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams. She had been with All Sorts |
|
|
|
| The Following User Says Thank You to flyingkarpet For This Useful Post: | kerrywez (27-01-10) |
|
|
#2 (permalink) |
|
Satellite mad
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Kent
Posts: 9,230
Thanks: 93
Thanked 1,967 Times in 1,590 Posts
|
Very good.
![]() Though I would have thought that they would have met on a double decker.
__________________
القمر الصناعي هو أفضل TM600 linux,TM6800HD,TM5200,TM1000,TM2200 motor, Triax TD110 dish. Electronics Engineer and satellite installer.MBC Satellites
|
|
|
|
![]() |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
| LinkBack |
LinkBack URL |
About LinkBacks |
| Bookmark & Share |
Digg this Thread! |
Add Thread to del.icio.us |
Bookmark in Technorati |
Tweet this thread |
