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This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about Whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency did a good job of Putting that figure into some perspective in One of it's releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were Living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, At the rate our government Is spending it. Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Value Added Tax Corporate Income Tax Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel Permit Tax Petrol/Diesel Tax Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax (tax on top of tax) Alcohol Tax Luxury Tax Marriage License Tax Property Tax Stamp Duty Tax Service charge taxes Social Security Tax Road Tax Local Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Workers Compensation Tax STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... And our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt... We had the largest middle class in the world... And Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!' I hope this goes around the UK At least 100 times What the hell happened?????
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We borrow a lot more than we used to. Blame the US. Back before WW1, they were the worlds biggest lenders, now they are the worlds largest borrowers. The UK, being a puppet followed the US and this is where we are at now. If only we followed the German model in politics. They are emerging out of the recession, unlike us. BTW, there will be a carbon tax next for sure
Our economy needs a radical turnaround. All parties are basically going to do the same thing.We NEED to adopt a German model on how to run an economy not the US model. Better still, make our own model instead
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Ireland already has introduced a carbon tax on motor fuel and home heating is due to follow in a few months. This is only the tip of that supposedly melting iceberg.
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