Retirement At 65

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Upon reaching 65, Bob decided to retire. After having him under foot for a
few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and
do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby. Bob
obliged and went out for a couple of hours..

When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just
went down to the park and hung out with the guys, and oh yeah, I joined a
parachute club.

"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start jumping
out of airplanes?"

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

"You crazy old man, where's your glasses! This is a membership to a
Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

"Oh, great!" he said. Now what the hell am I going to do? I signed up for
5 jumps a week!"