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Old 10-03-10, 05:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Daddy, how was I born?


A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'


The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


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Hahahaha nice one mate!!!
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This is extremely Funny :P
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