man sucked into satellite dish dies

[imported_driver]

google that.

[Ragabbader]

Why don't you post the story here?

[imported_driver]

Man sucked into satellite dish explodes and dies.

it began as a happy christmas on 21st ave but ended in tragedy.
robert kellington loved his television,and had at least one set in every room of the house ,all connectedto his satellite system.
on christmas eve he got a 60 inch big screen tv as a gift.
early on christmas morning he flipped on the kitchen tv,grabbed a bite to eat and went to the bathroom for personal needs.while in the bathroom he flipped on the bathroom tv.
both his son and daughter were watching cartoons in there bedrooms,and his wife was watching a 27 inch tv in the master bedroom.
kellington went to the basement to get some tools and imediatly flipped on the basement tv.leaving it on as he came back upstairs to the living room to connect his new tv.he connected the cable and switched on.just when his neighbour,mathew foreman was running a snow blower,near the kellingtons satellite dish.

the moment robert kellington hit his power swith on his big new tv there wasa power surge through the satellite dish ,mathew forman was sucked into the dish,along with his snowblower.
both him and the snowblower exploded as they smashed through the satellite dish,and were expelled out of the rear in small pieces of flesh ,bone metal which spread accross an area several blocks wide.
police investigators later said there were 14 tv sets in house and the surge of the big screen tv created such energy,it literally sucked forman into the dish,causing instataniouse death.they went on to explain that the dish was sucking so much power it became an electronic magnet,that acted like a vacumn cleaner.
the magnetic feild grabbed the metal blower pulling forman along.they estimated that forman and blower struck the dish at60,000 miles per second.(cynic remark from me "is that faster than speed of light" )

thus exploding them.
kellington is not being charged,since it was not deemed intentional
the tv equipment is being investigated, polce concider sueing manufacturer of satellite and tv equipment.
analysis and reasearch is being done to find cause of incident.

Gary Hernandez ,reporter
WEED tv inc .
ontario.

now i can use two fingers to type.

[JonoClouds]

Hey chaps,
Well, the speed of light is 186000 miles per second, so the unlucky man was still well within the Einsteinian limits. But the story is no more credible for that.

[chips]

Fantastic !!

[parad0x_i]

Don't believe a word of it! :tounge_smile:

[Dick3]

What a load of C**p


Dick

[imported_mb63]

Thats a tall story if ever i saw one. flmao.

[seahorse]

Tell it to mythbusters see what they say

[imported_mb63]

Originally Posted by seahorse

Tell it to mythbusters see what they say

FLMAO.
I would LOVE to see that experiment.:teeth_smile: :goodone: :good: :happy: