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Old 23-06-08, 04:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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hi,
where have all the bees gone.
as an avide gardener i have been searching for the bees that polinate my flowers and vegatables.
hardly any around.
what i suspect is that the microwaves from so many ,and more and more powerful satellites are burning up there organs,
this means that reproduction is way down.
the answers are probably numerous.
the one i propose is to cover the bee hives with bacco foil to stop there little resonant organs from continual radiation.is it a\ fact that a bees regions are resonant at microwave frequencies..must be a close thing.
anyway the birds are going as well,
multivision has shut down cause the birds got so old that they all retired.

lol.
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Old 23-06-08, 09:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Could be climatic change, pollution etc....

I notice that gardens around here are now covered over, low maintenance, which clearly has an issue on nature. My cats like a wilderness garden so that's what they get.

Afraid you'll have to take up manual pollination of your garden like the sex channels Drivers. Eh has any one else noticed that the software that chooses the kind of advertising it thinks that we want based on what it has read on the page has decided that satellite buffs are into all make bonding . I feel I can't use the magic word else the board will go totally gay as far as advertising... eeks two words now prepare for bondage sites for the bee keeper who likes a sting in the right place or something like that.

I noticed that the board only went pink on Saturday and it's spread out from Freesat which obviously is ... um.
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blue.
for real boys.
as for your profile josh,based on satellite surfing,did you mention big dish.
freq,instead of frequency.
specially if you used capital Q
not that i mind of course,as you come accross as a lovable guy,lol
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Every one got a big one Driver... think that's another Josh I did a Google too... think that's my board name here ... what was I saying or not, no I'm just annoying Brits somewhere else who are confused dummies who are pre-occupied with Astra 2D and spillage of UK broadcasts into Europe or onto Europe if you watch too much porn. You'd think they would have better things to talk about. I have a vision of old coggers rolling their handle bar moustaches preoccupied with just how much free TV can be broadcast without Sly and Sly agents and morons posting clap trap [the British home market]. Such a high regard that I have for some people who post on some satellite boards, but not here. Too naughty for them here... dear dear.

On blue, obviously the Village People use to ware blue so they would pass your test ... I set the bar a touch higher myself .... but pink is good on some people.

At the minute I don't get to watch too much TV after a four hour commute each day but I am building up a library of films to watch when D day comes and the channel set disappears. I know it's reported that we are to run out and ooh s something, but I've got my 750 GB library by then LOL.

Any how so that's why I don't always test out the files since I get a bit pressed for time at the minute. I wouldn't mind access to Eurosport in HD... floating this one up for suitable work, mind you I might find what is in the files section fixes it but it didn't last time.
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hi josh ,nuff said about the otherwise orientated.
as its not to offend ,maybe n3 will be bust by one ,trying to open xy.
anyway sent you a list to brows,hd ,whats out there.
chrs m8
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I will move this to the Confusing Threads Section.. when we get one..
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No N3 will be bust by someone slipping on KY, whilst trying to open up XY, but landed on XXX .

Confusing noooo.... all the best cryptologists are gay . Poor old Alan Turin designed the first computer, broke loads of German war times codes, saved Allied lives [Bletchley Park all googlable but I'm sure we know that]. Had a bit of rough, had his wallet stolen as I recall, got all his security clearance taken away, got put on female breast therapy to moderate those all male leanings [not too sure how that was suppose to work], couldn't handle it and bit on an apple which he'd laced with cyanide and killed himself. Morel, queens always like to make a good exit. So much for the British establishment after the war.

Still there you go....

BTW driver thanks for the list I've printed it out. I think we're probably looking for conax at 1'W or somewhere over there.
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