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imported_zac2613 · 21-05-09, 07:28 PM

Why Men don't write advice columns...

Dear Ted,

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour, making mad passionate love to her.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Susie Fox

Dear Susie,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the clips holding the vacuum lines onto the inlet manifold for air leaks. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburettor float chamber. I hope this helps.

Power Bank · 06-06-09, 10:49 PM

I like it - the advice is straight to the point.
If the car hadn't broken down their marriage would not have fallen into danger. So it is good advice to keep the car in good running order....don't you think so?

Power Bank :angel:

imported_drahcirk03 · 07-06-09, 12:23 PM

typical woman, breaks down at the nearest opportunity,.:loser::regular_smile:

imported_bigyin · 03-07-09, 01:16 PM

thats typical of woman i now prefer my car

21-05-09, 07:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
imported_zac2613 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 105 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Why Men don't write advice columns... Why Men don't write advice columns... Dear Ted, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour, making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Susie Fox Dear Susie, A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the clips holding the vacuum lines onto the inlet manifold for air leaks. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburettor float chamber. I hope this helps. __________________ Any questions you have, anything you don't understand, anything you need explaining in layman's terms, this forum can help you... Yes its frustrating, getting used to a new Piece of Equipment and can be brain taxing, especially if you're new to it aswell...But as long as you can type/read & reply, Satmoz is all you need. And if someone answered your prayer's please let the forum know, someone else may have the same problem.Don't just leave without a Thanks.

06-06-09, 10:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
Power Bank Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 104 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Why Men don't write advice columns... I like it - the advice is straight to the point. If the car hadn't broken down their marriage would not have fallen into danger. So it is good advice to keep the car in good running order....don't you think so? Power Bank :angel:

07-06-09, 12:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
imported_drahcirk03 Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 36 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Why Men don't write advice columns... typical woman, breaks down at the nearest opportunity,.:loser::regular_smile:

03-07-09, 01:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
imported_bigyin Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	why men dont write thats typical of woman i now prefer my car