Newtons Laws applied to InfoTech!

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Now, I don't know if this has been posted before. I searched but could not find it. Hence, I posted it..... Tell me if you like this or not.....

I) Newton's Law Of Motion: Every body continues its state of rest or uniform motion unless it is acted by external unbalanced force.

*(In IT Industry) Every Software Engineer continues chatting or forwarding mails or sending posts on humor unless he is assigned work by his manager.


II) Newton's Law: The rate of change of velocity of a body is directly proportional to the
applied force & takes place in the same direction in which force is applied

*(In our IT Industry) The rate of changes made in the software are directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the faster rate as deadline approaches.


III) Newton's Law: For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.

*(In our IT Industry) For every virus, there exist an equally powerful antivirus, & after release of that antivirus some more destructive virus comes into existence.


IV) Law of Conservation of Energy: Energy can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can be converted from one form to another.The total amount of energy in the universe always remains constant.

*(In IT Industry) Bug can neither be inserted nor be removed from software. It can only be
converted from one form to another.The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.