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| Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out. |
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In this 21st Century..........
Our communication - Wireless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our food - Fatless Our labour - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relation - Loveless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless Our politics - Shameless Our education - Valueless Our follies - Countless Our arguments - Baseless Our boss - Brainless Our Job - Thankless! |
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If you liked that.... Here's another similar one:
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 21st Century when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 11. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 12. FINALLY, You were perhaps too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 13. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW PERHAPS U R LAUGHING at yourself..... |
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