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Old 27-12-06, 06:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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In this 21st Century..........

Our communication - Wireless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our boss - Brainless

Our Job - Thankless!
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Old 27-12-06, 09:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I am going to print this out and hang it up where I work. This is so true. Thanks for posting it. It makes you think.
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Old 28-12-06, 03:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Very intriguing list. It really got me thinking...is this "modern," 21st century life really better? Hmmmm.
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Old 28-12-06, 07:11 AM   #4 (permalink)
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If you liked that.... Here's another similar one:

YOU KNOW YOU
ARE
LIVING IN 21st Century when...

1. You accidentally enter your
password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire
with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone
numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person
who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not
staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail
addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the
bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell
phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life,
is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You're reading this and
nodding and laughing.

11. Even worse, you know exactly to
whom you are going to forward this message.

12. FINALLY, You were perhaps too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

13. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW PERHAPS U R LAUGHING at yourself.....
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Old 28-12-06, 02:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yashved View Post
If you liked that.... Here's another similar one:

YOU KNOW YOU
ARE
LIVING IN 21st Century when...

1. You accidentally enter your
password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire
with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone
numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person
who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not
staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail
addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the
bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell
phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life,
is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You're reading this and
nodding and laughing.

11. Even worse, you know exactly to
whom you are going to forward this message.

12. FINALLY, You were perhaps too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

13. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW PERHAPS U R LAUGHING at yourself.....
LOL this is absolutely priceless, and so very true! I have caught myself doing just about everything on this list, with the exception of using my cell phone to see if anyone is in the house when I drive up - living along, I would hope to find that no one is there!
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Old 31-12-06, 09:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This is all so true. And you are right I'm going to be sending it out by email of course to people. Thanks for the laughs.
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