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Old 01-01-07, 01:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Policeman, The Horse,the Bike And The Little Girl

A policeman on a horse says to a little girl on a bike
"did Santa get you that bike?"
"yes" replies the girl
"Well tell him next time to put a reflectror on the back!" and with that he fined her £5.00
The girl looks up at the policeman and says
" nice horse you got there,did Santa bring you that?"
THe policeman chuckles and says "he sure did!"
"well" replies the girl " next year tell santa the dick goes UNDER the horse, not ON TOP of it!!!"
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Old 02-03-07, 01:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: The Policeman, The Horse,the Bike And The Little Girl

ha ha, i like that one clipper!
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