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07-01-07, 02:48 PM

An elderly couple are sitting in church. The woman says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" The man turns to her and says, "Well, you can start by changing the battery in your hearing aid!!"

tater03 · 28-01-07, 05:55 PM

That is just to funny. My father in law farts all the time and says that they are not loud. We to are always asking if he has his hearing aid on?

mtatum4496 · 28-01-07, 07:27 PM

LOL. Then there are those that act as if they did not just cut the cheese, even though people are running for the windows?

FourBear · 29-01-07, 02:33 AM

Hehehe. I've encountered quite a few people who cannot seem to hear their own flatulence...but everyone else in the room can. Good joke!

mtatum4496 · 29-01-07, 09:17 PM

And how about those who commit the offense and then begin to stare pointedly at someone near by, as a way to pass the buck. Sometimes that ploy is so obvious that I can't help but laugh.

07-01-07, 02:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
clipper Guest Posts: n/a	Silent Fart An elderly couple are sitting in church. The woman says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" The man turns to her and says, "Well, you can start by changing the battery in your hearing aid!!"

28-01-07, 05:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
tater03 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 159 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Silent Fart That is just to funny. My father in law farts all the time and says that they are not loud. We to are always asking if he has his hearing aid on?

28-01-07, 07:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
mtatum4496 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Silent Fart LOL. Then there are those that act as if they did not just cut the cheese, even though people are running for the windows?

29-01-07, 02:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
FourBear Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Silent Fart Hehehe. I've encountered quite a few people who cannot seem to hear their own flatulence...but everyone else in the room can. Good joke!

29-01-07, 09:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
mtatum4496 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Silent Fart And how about those who commit the offense and then begin to stare pointedly at someone near by, as a way to pass the buck. Sometimes that ploy is so obvious that I can't help but laugh.