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Old 30-03-10, 02:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default What do Accountants do?

What do accountents do when there consipated?!!?

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They work it out with a pencil
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May have been amusing if you could spell the word accountant
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Old 30-03-10, 10:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Nobody is perfect mate

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think i`ll withdraw from this thread as people are taking this far to literal.. in every sence of the word,


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[QUOTE=Robbo;520150]Nobody is perfect mate


just as its my profession, i thought i needed to add the correct punctuation

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just as its my profession, i thought i needed to add the correct punctuation


Just as it's my profession, I thought I needed to add the correct punctuation.
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Haha sorry fast typer small keyboard.
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What do accountants do when they're constipated?

heheheh

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Just as it's my profession, I thought I needed to add the correct punctuation and spelling
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