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Ok, so a boy is born with no arms no legs no body, pratically he was just a head, but his dad loved him and on his eighteenth birthday his dad took him to the bar fo his first pint, and he took a sip and woosh out comes his torso!, so everyone in bar say take another sip, so he does, and woosh ou comes his arms and legs he was so happy he ran out into the road into an oncoming lorry and suddenly dead, and the bar man says to his dad, that boy should of quit while he was a head
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Conner, you're an awful comedian - please quit while you're a head!
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That has got to be the 2nd worst joke I have ever heard.
Its sooooo bad.
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loooooooooooool, it is so bad that it becomes good, u should have quit while u were ahead too lol.
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I think you should borrow some of Yorks medication.
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we would love to know your 1st worst joke.............
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The first worst joke maybe similar. Same senario in the bar etc etc, except the boys father gets into a fight in the bar, and someone shouts " hit him with the head"
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