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Macabre · 02-04-10, 08:46 PM

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

ant16151189 · 02-04-10, 11:37 PM

classic love it.

unit14 · 04-04-10, 09:05 PM

could well happen in the good old usa

Subzero · 04-04-10, 09:40 PM

That joke actually came out top in a poll to find the funniest joke in the world

wasp11 · 05-04-10, 03:16 PM

Nice one mate, im reading the jokesnow that im banned from the footie forums

02-04-10, 08:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
Macabre Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,811 Thanks: 363 Thanked 603 Times in 467 Posts	A joke to lighten the day A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

02-04-10, 11:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
ant16151189 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: East London Posts: 1,208 Thanks: 751 Thanked 275 Times in 217 Posts	Re: A joke to lighten the day classic love it. __________________ "They say the wisest person in the room is usually the one that has made the most mistakes"

04-04-10, 09:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
unit14 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bristol Posts: 265 Thanks: 263 Thanked 316 Times in 153 Posts	Re: A joke to lighten the day could well happen in the good old usa

04-04-10, 09:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
Subzero Guardian of Realms Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: In front of the PC Posts: 150 Thanks: 7 Thanked 100 Times in 46 Posts	Re: A joke to lighten the day That joke actually came out top in a poll to find the funniest joke in the world __________________ The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. Useful post? Use the "Thanks" button please!

05-04-10, 03:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
wasp11 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: belfast Posts: 2,422 Thanks: 932 Thanked 891 Times in 658 Posts	Re: A joke to lighten the day Nice one mate, im reading the jokesnow that im banned from the footie forums __________________ TEA VICAR?

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