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wasp11 · 26-04-10, 08:06 PM

A bloke is walking down a dark entry, when he's approached by a prostitute. He asks how much for full sex, and she replies £20. He agrees and they get stuck into it. A passing policeman hears the commotion and shines his torch on the startled pair. The policeman asks, whats going on here then? The bloke replies,"im making love to my wife". The policeman says sorry, i didnt know it was your wife. The bloke replys, "neither did i til you shone your torch on her"

BL4K3Y · 26-04-10, 08:24 PM

Haha nice one mate

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River-Rat · 27-04-10, 06:31 AM

love it

26-04-10, 08:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
wasp11 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: belfast Posts: 2,422 Thanks: 932 Thanked 891 Times in 658 Posts	a quickie A bloke is walking down a dark entry, when he's approached by a prostitute. He asks how much for full sex, and she replies £20. He agrees and they get stuck into it. A passing policeman hears the commotion and shines his torch on the startled pair. The policeman asks, whats going on here then? The bloke replies,"im making love to my wife". The policeman says sorry, i didnt know it was your wife. The bloke replys, "neither did i til you shone your torch on her" __________________ TEA VICAR?

26-04-10, 08:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
BL4K3Y Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Colne, Lancashire Posts: 7,004 Thanks: 247 Thanked 1,319 Times in 1,211 Posts	Re: a quickie Haha nice one mate!

27-04-10, 06:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
River-Rat Ex cable guy Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,780 Thanks: 62 Thanked 385 Times in 281 Posts	Re: a quickie love it __________________ 1 meter dish with octo lnb, xtrend et9200HD e2 box, 50inch Panasonic vt30. ps3, lg cinema sound

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