Windscreen Bug

[tumbleweed44]

A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about
his infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and cut the man's
penis off and tossed it out the window.

Driving behind the couple was a man and his 8-year-old
daughter.
The girl was chatting away to her father when all of a sudden the
penis splattered into their car windscreen, stuck for a moment, then
disappeared over the roof.

Surprised, the daughter asked her father, 'Daddy, what
was that?'

Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to
anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, 'It....it was
only a bug, Honey.'

The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and
after a moment said..


'Had a big dick, didn't it?