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Old 29-05-10, 08:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Eurovision: A song competition for musicians not quite good enough to sell records

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Did no one tell Azerbaijan?

This is EUROvision.

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Eurovision is so gay, it makes Graham Norton look as though he prefers vaginas
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did you watch it if you did you would be the only 1
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just heard 5 "songs"... every one in effin english....how the hell can i learn to sing in "georgian", icelandic(?) ,irish... even the english bloke sang english!!!! rollocks....
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just heard 5 "songs"... every one in effin english....how the hell can i learn to sing in "georgian", icelandic(?) ,irish... even the english bloke sang english!!!! rollocks....
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I hear the Americans made all the detainees in Guantanimo listen to the whole broadcast - it's the only Torture that Obama allows now
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[QUOTE=JustBiteMe2k;534473]Eurovision

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Did no one tell Azerbaijan?

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And Israel!!!!
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