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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

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Old 08-06-10, 09:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Punctuation...defines Reality..

AnEnglish professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.


All of the males in the class wrote:




"A woman, without her man, is nothing."



All the females in the class wrote:


"A woman: without her, man is nothing."





Punctuation is powerful
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