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FourBear · 26-02-07, 05:36 AM

Found this lovely joke on the 'net, and found it funny (even though I am a female).

Why Computers are Female

Picky, Picky, Picky
They hear what you say, but not what you mean
Beauty is only shell deep
They can produce incorrect results at alarming speed
When you ask what's wrong, they say 'nothing'
They are always turning simple statements into big productions
Smalltalk is important
You can do the same thing for years and suddenly it's wrong
They make you take the garbage out
One missed period and they go wild

I think I like statement 6 the best! What do you guys think...accurate? lol.

mtatum4496 · 26-02-07, 05:44 PM

LOL, this was so good, I will have to pass it on. I think my favorites would have to be Numbers 8, 9, and 10. Thanks for the laugh on a Monday morning.

tater03 · 27-02-07, 01:23 AM

This is great, thanks. I will have to remember this one and post by the computer. I liked number 10 the best.

FourBear · 28-02-07, 05:20 AM

Glad you guys enjoyed it. I sure got a kick out of it! Another thing we (women) and computers have in common: a large memory.

mathew sutcliffe · 02-10-07, 03:42 PM

lol... number 10 all the way

Cindy · 02-10-07, 10:09 PM

I like No 1, we have to be "hard to find a man that can measure up !"

moggs · 03-10-07, 10:47 AM

hi i think i gotta go for number 5

while reading this i just thought was there another reason why 3 1/2 inch floppys no longer come as standard

Cindy · 03-10-07, 06:03 PM

I don't use floppy's

moggs · 03-10-07, 09:05 PM

I have not used mine for a while

Cindy · 03-10-07, 09:09 PM

LOL

No answer to that !

26-02-07, 05:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
FourBear Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Why Computers are Females Found this lovely joke on the 'net, and found it funny (even though I am a female). Why Computers are Female Picky, Picky, Picky They hear what you say, but not what you mean Beauty is only shell deep They can produce incorrect results at alarming speed When you ask what's wrong, they say 'nothing' They are always turning simple statements into big productions Smalltalk is important You can do the same thing for years and suddenly it's wrong They make you take the garbage out One missed period and they go wild I think I like statement 6 the best! What do you guys think...accurate? lol.

26-02-07, 05:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
mtatum4496 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Why Computers are Females LOL, this was so good, I will have to pass it on. I think my favorites would have to be Numbers 8, 9, and 10. Thanks for the laugh on a Monday morning.

27-02-07, 01:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
tater03 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 159 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Why Computers are Females This is great, thanks. I will have to remember this one and post by the computer. I liked number 10 the best.

28-02-07, 05:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
FourBear Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Why Computers are Females Glad you guys enjoyed it. I sure got a kick out of it! Another thing we (women) and computers have in common: a large memory.

02-10-07, 03:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
mathew sutcliffe Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Why Computers are Females lol... number 10 all the way


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02-10-07, 10:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cindy Computer Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Devon Posts: 767 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Why Computers are Females I like No 1, we have to be "hard to find a man that can measure up !" __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

03-10-07, 10:47 AM	#7 (permalink)
moggs Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Plymouth, Devon Posts: 96 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Why Computers are Females hi i think i gotta go for number 5 while reading this i just thought was there another reason why 3 1/2 inch floppys no longer come as standard __________________ Atheism is a non-prophet organization

03-10-07, 06:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
Cindy Computer Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Devon Posts: 767 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Why Computers are Females I don't use floppy's __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

03-10-07, 09:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
moggs Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Plymouth, Devon Posts: 96 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Why Computers are Females I have not used mine for a while __________________ Atheism is a non-prophet organization

03-10-07, 09:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
Cindy Computer Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Devon Posts: 767 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Why Computers are Females LOL No answer to that ! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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