sacre blue

[unit14]

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says, ' Pierre , kiss me!'

Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. 'What are you doing, Pierre ?' says the startled Marie.

'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!'
She smiles and they start kissing.

Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, ' Pierre , kiss me lower.'
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts.
' Pierre ! What are you doing now?' asks the bewildered Marie.

'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!'
She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude.

Marie then leans close to his ear and whispers, ' Pierre , kiss me much lower!'
Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her muff.......he then strikes a match and sets the cognac on fire.
Marie shrieks and leaps into the River Seine.

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, ' PIERRE , WHAT IN THE F**KDO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?'>>

Our hero stands and says defiantly, 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!'>>

[angry dude]