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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

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Old 28-07-10, 08:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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MAN WALKS INTO A PUB WHERE THERE IS AN EXTREMELY BIG GIRL AT THE BAR, SO HE GOES UP TO HER AND SAYS "OOOFT, I'D DEFINITELY GIVE YOU ONE!" "I WOULDNT SLEEP WITH YOU IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN ON EARTH" SHE REPLIES, IN MOCK DISGUST. "WHOA WHOA WHOA - I WAS GIVING YOU MARKS OUT OF 10 YA FAT CANT!"
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